I don’t know why you bother to lie to me; because English majors can spot a liar from a mile away. We got our experience from the likes of unreliable narrators like Humbert Humbert, Holden Caulfield and Briony Tallis. All these sorts. Okay? The use of distracting flowery language for the horrible truth to be palatable, the emotional manipulation to cover the abhorrent behaviour and the perfect lies for the mistakes you’re trying to atone for. I can and will let you finish your pretty story but after a while, I know what you’re hiding.